Reese One Liners

Just a few funny things Reese has said over the last few weeks:

* We saw a chihuahua at the park. For DAYS afterward Reese told everyone about the "teeny, tiny doggie with BIG ears."

* In the bath one night Reese was crawling around so I asked, "Are you a baby?" "No"; "Are you a big girl?" (expecting a yes) "No"; "Well, then what are you?" "Almost two."

* Trying to get Reese to retell the story about the cardinals we saw at the park I said, "Reese, can you tell daddy the name of the red birds we saw today at the park?" "Yes--flamingos."

* One afternoon the big pool in our neighborhood was shut down because a young child had an accident. Since the two pools run on the same pump system (and to be fair) they closed the baby pool (where we were playing) also. I explained to Reese what had happened and since everyone else was leaving, she was agreeable. The next day when it was break time and the lifeguard blew the whistle for all the kids to exit the pool, I said to Reese, "They blew the whistle, you know what that means." She nodded her head and said, "Oh yeah...poopy in the pool."

* She had created a "booster seat" for Ellie by turning her step stool upside down. Ellie "must" sit in the booster seat in order to participate in her tea parties.